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主題: [笑話] 老外翻譯的三字經   字型大小:||| 
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#1 : 2009-1-15 10:46 PM     只看本作者 引言回覆

媽呀...怎麼翻譯成這樣.........

人之初:At the beginning of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠:But it depends on how you do it..
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷:Sex will leave you.
教之道:The way of learning it
貴以專:It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處:Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don't study hard,
斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山:Dou, the Famous,
有義方:Owned very effective exciting medicine.
教五子:All his five son took it.
名俱揚:And their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教:If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過:It is all your fault.
教不嚴:If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰:Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學:You may refuse to study this.
非所宜:But that is a real mistake.
幼不學:If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為:You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器:It won't become hard and strong.
人不學:If you don't learn sex,
不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.



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#2 : 2009-1-16 12:03 AM     只看本作者 引言回覆

應該算OP吧
下面2篇也是英文的,還附中文翻譯
http://twed2k.org/viewthread.php?tid=246977
http://twed2k.org/viewthread.php?tid=219833



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