主題: [笑話] 超速的藉口 Excuse for speeding [打印本頁] 發表人:
reaper 時間: 2010-12-14 12:17 PM 主題: 超速的藉口 Excuse for speeding
超速的藉口 Excuse for speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
有位仁兄買了新的賓士，晚上開到州際公路享受。
碼表指針跳到時速 80英里時，他突然發現警車閃著紅藍燈跟在後面。
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
His needle hit 90, 100, 110. Finally, he pulled over.
他心想：「警車那追得上賓士？」於是把油門踩得更重，一路飆到時速90、100、110英里。他最後還是把車停下來。
The cop came up to him and said, "If you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!"
警察走上前來告訴他：「如果你想得出我沒聽過的飆車理由，我就讓你走。」
The driver replied, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop, and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
男子回答：「我老婆上星期跟警察跑了，我怕你要把她還給我。」
