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#1 : 2010-12-14 12:17 PM 只看本作者	送花 (17) 送出中...

超速的藉口 Excuse for speeding

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
有位仁兄買了新的賓士，晚上開到州際公路享受。

碼表指針跳到時速 80英里時，他突然發現警車閃著紅藍燈跟在後面。

"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further.

His needle hit 90, 100, 110. Finally, he pulled over.
他心想：「警車那追得上賓士？」於是把油門踩得更重，一路飆到時速90、100、110英里。他最後還是把車停下來。

The cop came up to him and said, "If you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!"
警察走上前來告訴他：「如果你想得出我沒聽過的飆車理由，我就讓你走。」

The driver replied, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop, and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
男子回答：「我老婆上星期跟警察跑了，我怕你要把她還給我。」

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